Your resume asked for honesty

Upload. Get roasted. Get better.

Upload your resume for a free, brutally honest AI roast. When you are done laughing, unlock the line-by-line rewrite that makes your experience easier to scan and your keywords more intentional.

No login for the roast. PDF or DOCX. No resume data used for AI training.

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The RoastHire promise

The joke stays free.

Read and share your full roast without creating an account or entering a card.

The paywall waits.

You see a real rewrite preview before deciding whether the complete fix is worth it.

Your data is yours.

We process your resume to provide the service, not to train AI models.

From punchline to practical

Funny feedback. Serious follow-through.

RoastHire exposes the weak spots, shows you what stronger looks like, then helps you reshape your application around the role you actually want.

01

Get the roast

Upload a PDF or DOCX and get a short, blunt read on what makes recruiters scroll past.

“Your experience section reads like a job description wearing a name tag.”
02

See the real fix

RoastHire turns the joke into practical edits, including stronger bullets and a clearer story.

Preview the first corrected lines free. Unlock only when you want the rest.
03

Target the role

Paste a job description to align keywords, sharpen positioning, and generate a matched cover letter.

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Pay for the fix, not the laugh

Start free. Upgrade when it gets useful.

No forced subscription and no mystery checkout. Choose one resume fix or keep tailoring applications all month.

Free Roast

$0

A sharp reality check, on us.

  • Full short resume roast
  • Shareable result card
  • Rewrite teaser
  • No account required
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Best first move

Resume Fix

$15

One-time, per resume

Turn the roast into a complete rewrite and tailored application materials without signing up for another monthly bill.

  • Line-by-line rewrite
  • Original structure preserved
  • ATS job matching
  • Matched cover letter
  • Saved result dashboard
Roast it, then fix it

Career Kit

$19/mo

For an active job search.

  • Everything in Resume Fix
  • Multiple job targets
  • Resume version history
  • LinkedIn roast and rewrite
  • Cancel anytime
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Straight answers

Before you hand an AI your resume.

Yes. Your short AI roast is free, with no account or card required. You only pay if you choose to unlock the complete rewrite and job-specific tools.

RoastHire accepts text-based PDF and DOCX resumes. Files must pass a text-extraction check before they are processed.

No. We process your resume only to provide the roast, rewrite, and job-specific tools you request. Your resume is not used to train AI models.

No. Resume Fix is a one-time purchase. The Career Kit is an optional monthly plan for people applying to several roles and creating multiple tailored versions.

Your resume can take it

Find out why they keep ghosting.

Get the laugh for free. Keep the useful part forever.

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